Jul 27, 2018
We're right in the middle of the Summer concert season, when all those old fogey CLASSIC ROCK bands are still touring. So what better time for the boys to unfold their lawn chairs, crack open a cold one, and sing along with two of the greatest and dirtiest bands of all time!
Mike gets a little tipsy and brings us to the Houses of the Holy by stating Led Zeppelin has the sexiest lyrics. Ryan rhapsodizes about those lithe Bohemians named Queen.
Listen in as they discuss: Koko the Gorilla, the difference between power metal and butt metal, calcium, Deep Purple, being half of a 69, dancing, Santa Claus, American Pie, and Hollywood boy rape.
Will Nick make a voodoo doll out of semen? Will Ryan gaslight his own friends? Will Mike sabotage himself like normal?
Turn up the volume to 11 and find out by listening to: What Band Has the Dirtiest Lyrics?